brit:
Got an old yoga mat? We’ve got 20 creative ways to repurpose it, from flip flops to laptop cases to keychains to koozies.
Because on the real: some women need help.
As do some men: me for example! I couldn’t paint my nails to save my life.
Toilet paper dispenser designers, take note: I call this post “Unintended Result”.
Clearly, the “upstairs / downstairs” toilet paper storage model is designed to require fewer custodial refill trips. The idea is that girls would use the “downstairs” roll until gone, then relocate the “upstairs” roll and use it. The idea is that there’s a spare roll right there, upstairs. This (theoretically) saves labor and so (theoretically) saves money.
Add to this theoretical money saving the choice to supply creepy, sub-standard TP. This is less fluffy and not at all luxurious. Surely, it is the el-cheapo version of TP intended for public use. It is, frankly, so thin that it tears too easily as one dispenses it as it was designed - one tedious square at a time.
But, put these two theoretical cost-saving elements together and you get a scenario wherein any girl of average intelligence will get the contraption working in tandem to pull your creepy paper as a double ply as shown above.
In fact, this “upstairs plus downstairs” gear motion is easier to pull in lengthy sheets, because together the two-ply is strong enough to dispense smoothly, without the “square at a time” garbage a single ply affords.
So, I’m beating your system, Dispenser People. I’m skirting your money-saving plans! I’m spreading the cheats and code cracks on you, taking down your whole Cheap TP Empire
So there!
genius
Had an interesting ride home. My shoelace got caught on my pedal and when it proceeded to tighten up it unscrewed the pedal. Mind you this happened flying down 7th ave with tons of traffic. Good thing I keep tools in my bag
that’s actually a pretty interesting problem to have happen. Even better, you just found a tool! If you ever need to get your bike pedal off in the future, you don’t need to have a wrench on hand, you just need your shoes,shoelaces, and pedal for a bit. What happened now because of an accident, is now a future tool!
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